Hogwarts: I inherited my legacy

Chapter 301 Constipation Ren

Raven originally planned to refuse;

Because it is a family rule written in the Weasley family tree not to use house elves.

But since Dobby said so...it's not impossible.

The genealogy just says that house elves are not allowed to be used.

But it didn’t say that we couldn’t provide a working environment for house elves, and we didn’t say that we couldn’t do business with house elves.

Family rules are flexible. Wasn't Old Dicko a friend of Vice Principal Weasley a hundred years ago?

The clan rules only prohibit the act of 'using'.

"So... Dobby, how much are you willing to pay in order to continue to serve Harry Potter?"

Raven said thoughtfully,

Dobby counted his wealth on his fingers.

"Dobby has worked for his little master for a year and seven months, earning 19 siekos. He spent 15 siekos on Christmas gifts, and still has 4 siekos left."

"But Dobby can ask Sirius for an advance of six months' salary."

Dobby was thinking to himself while calculating his financial resources. After finally understanding the calculation, he raised his hands high and said excitedly,

"Ten Sickles, sir. In order to continue to look after Mr. Harry Potter, Dobby is willing to give you ten Sickles."

Harry couldn't bear it and wanted to speak, but it was too late.

When Dobby finished speaking,

Raven's words, "Deal" were already shouted out.

Harry had no choice but to retract his words.

Forget it, I'll make it up for Dobby later.

"By the way, Raven, I heard that George Fred's Joke Shop opened? What name did they choose in the end?"

Harry finally asked the question he wanted to ask just now,

Raven didn't really want to answer this question, but fortunately it wasn't the worst outcome, so he wouldn't be unable to speak out.

"It's called [Joffrey Weasley's Joke Shop]."

???

Harry had a question mark on his face. Anyway, he was very familiar with the Weasley family, so he asked directly,

"Is there a Weasley family member named Joffrey? But I do seem to have heard of that name somewhere."

Harry had the faintest impression of the name, and the professors might have been even more impressed by it.

The temperature-controlling beaker in Snape's office was made by the alchemist [Joffrey Baratheon]. (Chapter 49)

Raven held out his finger, ignoring the three Muggles present and Dudley Dursley who quietly climbed up the stairs.

Directly in the air, write,

[Joffrey, J (George) F (Fred) R (Raven)]

Harry had to admit that this was indeed a genius idea, as he had the names of three people at once.

George Fred once wrote to him complaining,

"Harry, if you have the chance, please help us persuade Raven. He has always refused to sign our joke shop."

"But we are triplets! And many of the products in the store are made by Raven."

"Raven is bullying us and isolating us, so Harry, please help persuade him if you have the opportunity to change his mind."

The above is an excerpt from George Fred's correspondence to Harry Potter.

Harry still knew something about Raven;

Since the previous incident with the turd-egg monster, Harry thought he had figured out the similarities and differences between Raven and his two other siblings.

The commonality is that Raven, like George Fred, likes to tease people.

This can be seen from the fact that Raven asked Dobby to spend money to go to work.

The difference is that compared to simple pranks, Raven enjoys the joy of doing 'good' things without leaving a name.

The more no one knows about it, the more pleasure Raven enjoys watching people languish in silence.

This is different from George Fred,

In the eyes of George Fred, pranks are as important as the reaction of the crowd, and they prefer to show off their power in front of their victims.

em... Sure enough, Raven is scarier.

This is also the reason why Raven provides a lot of technical support for the joke store. The jokes are made quietly, and the blame is taken by George Fred.

Fortunately, in the end, George Fred came up with a plan that had the best of both worlds, which could be regarded as bringing the names of all three of them.

"Oh, by the way, I remembered, this is the gift those two guys brought you."

Raven pulled out a clear candy jar filled with green jelly beans.

Dudley Dursley's eyes lit up as he quietly overheard their conversation at the top of the stairs.

It's sugar!

Harry reached out and took the jar handed over by Raven. To be honest, his hands were shaking.

No one would dare to eat the food made by George Fred!

Their famous works include [Fat Tongue Toffee], [Quick-acting Skip Candy], and [Canary Cookies].

Every snack they developed is stained with the bitter tears of the little wizard, and these are undoubtedly on the list of illegal supplies at Hogwarts.

I guess this is because their previous flagship product was banned by the school, and they are specially prepared for the new school year.

Harry adjusted his glasses and looked carefully at the packaging on the bottle.

【U·NO·POO】(Constipation kernel)

"Pfft." Harry couldn't help laughing.

【U·NO·POO】(Constipation kernel)

There is no doubt that this name is a spoof of Harry's old enemy, "You Know Who".

No wonder they gave this to Harry as a gift,

But if he really wanted to eat it, Harry wouldn't eat it.

Harry wouldn't even dare to eat what George Fred gave him, there must be something wrong with it.

As for what Raven gave them... Harry had reservations. The day when Raven treated them to forest crabs was as vivid as yesterday.

Named after George Fred

The so-called [constipation kernel], I am afraid that eating a piece of candy can make people face the feeling of constipation for a week.

If you accidentally eat too much... tsk tsk tsk, the picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it.

After a simple greeting, Raven didn't stay long. After all, there were two naughty kids waiting in the car.

"Then Harry, let's go."

Raven glanced at the stairs from the corner of her eye.

There was a series of muffled sounds of soft flesh touching the floor, and Dali, who was originally eavesdropping, should have come downstairs now.

Raven said this deliberately to remind him that it would be more embarrassing if he caught the eavesdropping little chubby guy on the spot.

Harry didn't have anything to bring. After briefly greeting the Dursleys, he followed Raven out of the cabin at No. 4 Privet Drive.

At this time, taking advantage of the Dursleys' opportunity to see off their guests, Dally quietly went upstairs again and walked into Harry's room.

Dobby the house elf has left, but he seems to have forgotten to take away the candy that Harry was holding just now?

Dali felt secretly happy in his heart. He had to hide these candies and eat them slowly.