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"Tsk."

Ye Chen looked at her dissatisfied: "Look at what you said, you are really not good at all, so your ping pong balls are useless, why don't you let me touch two?"

"It's nothing to touch, it's not as big as your own."

The mischievous creature looked down, puzzled.

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Chapter 4

Chapter 455 You Child Looks Like a Monkey

Ye Chen pulled the eldest lady and the mischievous creature into the wedding sedan, and was going to rest for a while.

Less than a minute after entering, Xijiao was suddenly attacked.

The orange light on the entire car body flickered.

Ye Chen put his thoughts on the wedding sedan chair, and immediately obtained a 720-degree view of the wedding sedan chair without blind spots.

Seeing the ghost princess's father, he was violently pushing the wedding sedan chair.

Ye Chen opened the car curtain and said angrily, "He's such a big man, he's having fun here."

Princess Ghost's father also wanted to enter the sedan chair just now, but it was Ye Chen's equipment, and no one else could enter without his permission.

Only then did he shake the sedan chair crazily.

Seeing that Ye Chen was successfully attracted, he said sullenly, "Let me in too."

Seeing his serious expression, Ye Chen knew he couldn't be fooled this time, so he let him in.

The ghost princess's father sat across from Ye Chen, looking at the eldest lady and then at the little troublemaker.

Then he snorted coldly and looked directly at Ye Chen.

The eldest lady and the little rascal panicked when he looked at him like a junior, they greeted Ye Chen and ran down in embarrassment.

Ye Chen rolled his eyes, leaned back, and prepared to take a break.

Ghost Princess' father asked suddenly: "You just let that monster master mess around? What if there is a delay?"

Ye Chen said indifferently: "Even if it's only 10 minutes, I can do it."

"Have you figured out a way, why are you so confident?"

"The reason why I'm so confident is because this matter has hit my major. Didn't you see that they are all women?"

The latter frowned: "How do you say that?"

Ye Chen said: "I have plenty of ways to deal with women."

The latter suddenly raised his voice and said angrily, "What did you say?"

Ye Chen was taken aback by his yelling, and then repeated hesitantly: "I have plenty of ways to deal with women."

After speaking, he spread his hands and said innocently: "What I said is not a problem."

Seeing Ye Chen taking it for granted, the latter took deep breaths again and again to calm down.

Then he said leisurely: "If you dare to disappoint my daughter, I will smash you to death."

Ye Chen was overjoyed, he understood the other party's words clearly.

The reverse of this sentence is: as long as you don't let my daughter down, you can do anything.

As expected of an old comrade who was deeply poisoned by the feudal system, this ideological awareness is high.

Ye Chen just wanted to say a few words to show his appreciation.

I heard that mythical master started to act just now.

He also stopped, and the two watched together.

The mythical master thought for a few minutes and decided to start with the other party's gender.

If you want to get rid of their chat status, you have to divert their attention.

And if you want to divert their attention, you have to talk about topics they are interested in.

I have to say that this idea is very correct.

He walked up to more than a dozen aunts dancing in the square and said, "Aunts, the dance is very exciting. What do you like to listen to? Let's chat?"

As he spoke, he put a smile on his face to show his friendliness.

It's just that this expression is blunt. In the eyes of the aunts, his appearance is almost equivalent to sweating.

"Pervert, who are you calling aunt? Your whole family is aunt."

"Go away, go away."

The aunts were furious and pushed and shoved him one after another.

Some even spat at him.

This kind of behavior did not mobilize the ghost power, and it would not cause him any harm, so it was not considered an attack.

He didn't know why he was self-defeating, but he didn't dare to resist, for fear that if he was not careful, he would cause the other party to defend himself.

While covering his face to resist the attack of saliva, he retreated.

The Big Mamas shooed him away and jumped up again.

He looked back and found that everyone was looking at him like a joke.

Even the cannon fodder showed an expression of watching the excitement.

He gritted his teeth fiercely, and unwillingly walked towards the group of housewives in their 30s.

There were also more than a dozen housewives, and they played with their children one after another.

Some are in strollers.

Some two or three-year-olds were held by their mothers.

There are also five or six-year-olds who run by themselves.

The mothers are chatting with each other.

Everyone was indifferent to his arrival.

He was suddenly blessed. For mothers, the best topic is children.

He suddenly laughed.

A thumbs up for myself.

I am so smart.

He walked to a stroller, looked inside, smiled, and praised: "Look at how beautiful this child is, he looks like a monkey."

The child's mother immediately glared at him.

He scratched his head, not knowing what went wrong, so he had to switch to the next target.

The child was held in the arms of his mother, and he looked very good-looking.

Powder carving and jade carving are general.

He said truthfully: "This big fat boy is really good-looking, like a fat doll in a New Year picture."

Unexpectedly, his words reached Mother Ghost's heart.

The other party smiled lightly at him, expressing his thanks.

There are doors.

The mythical master tossed his hair, triumphantly.

"Wow!"

At this time, the ghost baby suddenly cried in his mother's arms.

The mythical master suddenly became nervous, and asked cautiously: "Did I scare him?"

Mother Ghost had a good impression of him because of what she said just now, and explained: "No, the child is hungry."

"Oh."

The mythical master stared at the ghost baby, expressing his concern.

Mother Ghost waited for a long time, but seeing that he had no intention of leaving, she could only take the initiative to remind: "I have to feed the child."

The mythical master nodded: "Hurry up, don't starve the child."

After speaking, he stared at the ghost baby without blinking his eyes.

Mother Ghost's face gradually changed, her tone was no longer friendly, and she said coldly, "I'm going to breastfeed."

Creature Lord: "Hey, I can't wait, not even the children."

"abnormal."

Mother Ghost muttered softly, stood up, and walked more than ten meters.

As soon as she lifted up her clothes, she glanced from the corner of her eye and saw the mythical master standing beside her, staring straight at her breasts.

"Stinking rogue."

The ghost mother cursed.

The other ghost mothers immediately gathered around: "What's wrong?"

The ghost mother complained: "He has been staring at me for breastfeeding."

"Hit him."

"Bah bah bah."

Therefore, due to the rules, the attacks of the ghost mothers were just the tearing of ordinary people, and did not cause any harm to the mythical master.

It's just that he gave away his saliva all over his face for free.

The mythical master backed away and wiped his face with his sleeve, still unable to figure out what the problem was.

It was a pleasant chat.

Why did you suddenly change your face?

Ghost mothers are just too fickle.

This monster master usually only knows how to practice meditation and rarely communicates with the outside world.

If there is anything to order casually, the subordinates will do it right away, and they have already lost the ability to communicate.

If it is in his ghost, let alone watching the female ghost breastfeeding, it is even more excessive, the female ghost will show him.

So he doesn't know what the problem is at all.

He turned around guiltily.

I found that his teammates looked at him like a clown.

Chapter 456 Female ghost, you are a fan

Ye Chen didn't seem to understand the troublemaker's expression, so he asked, "Don't you know why he failed?"

The little rascal said: "I think he did a good job, but somehow something went wrong. It's really puzzling. Can you tell me?"

Ye Chen said: "With your EQ, if I want to clarify this matter with you, I'm afraid I won't be able to explain it clearly in a few years."

After finishing speaking, he ignored the little troublemaker, but said loudly to the mythical master: "Come on, you are the best."

No matter how stupid the mythical master is, he knew that Ye Chen was mocking him, his face darkened, and he turned his head.

This time he set his sights on urban white-collar workers in their 20s.

Once entering the field of white-collar workers, the atmosphere is different immediately.

More than a dozen white-collar workers sat elegantly at the table, some were drinking red wine, some were drinking coffee.

There is soothing music playing all around.