For many years, no one asked about the horror, and the world knows about adding money

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At this time, she has already understood.

The spare tire that Ye Chen mentioned at that time was a real spare tire.

Looked very embarrassed.

Neither dared to look at the two of them.

Seeing this, Ye Chen consoled with understanding:

"It doesn't matter. These days, no matter men or women, no one has a few spare tires."

"Everyone is a fish, no one should laugh at anyone."

It's okay not to comfort.

As soon as he comforted He Xue, he was even more embarrassed.

Not a word could be said.

Turn on the computer and browse blankly.

to hide embarrassment.

However, there is still a light on his back, and he cannot be at peace in his heart.

Stand up.

Pretending to be calm, he said: "I'll go to the inpatient department to have a look, and today you are the ones who come to the clinic."

Attending a consultation can not only make money, but it is also easier to get a pennant.

The two naturally agreed.

After a while, a patient came to the door.

It's a ghost programmer who wears glasses and is a little bald.

His number is Hu Lijin.

Hu Lijin asked: "What do you need to do? Hair transplant?"

The ghost programmer shook his head.

"This is not very urgent. I am going to lose all of them. When there is no hair left, I will have a hair transplant."

"Thereby solving the problem once and for all."

Then suddenly he lowered his volume and whispered:

"I'm here because I have an unspeakable secret."

The vixen's face turned serious: "It's hard to tell? You should go to the Andrology Department, what are you doing here?"

The ghost programmer quickly explained: "It's not that unspeakable secret."

"It's me who likes to fart."

"And I am a programmer myself, working in a closed environment like an office."

"Because I fart often, it has already brought me a very bad influence."

"Since the plastic surgery department is related to beauty, then my problem that affects my image should also belong here?"

Hu Lijin said: "Didn't you go to the guidance desk to ask? In your case, you should go to the internal medicine department."

The programmer said: "Okay, then the number I signed up for?"

Hu Lijin manipulated the mouse: "Three yuan and five, I will refund it for you."

Ye Shen hurriedly pressed her hand: "What are you going to do, prodigal bitches, how can there be any reason to spit out the meat that reaches your mouth?"

Although it's not my own money.

But Hu Lijin has performed well recently, and Ye Chen still has a good impression of her.

Seeing her return the money, I couldn't help but feel uncomfortable.

It's like a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder who sees someone buttoning the wrong button.

Turning to the ghost programmer, he said:

"Although I can't fundamentally solve the problem, I have a little coup that can ease your embarrassment."

The ghost programmer asked with great interest: "What's the trick?"

Ye Chen said: "When you fart, push your butt away."

"In this way, there will be no sound, and everyone will not know that you played it."

The ghost programmer's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help admiring: "Wonderful!"

"Why didn't I think of it? You are indeed a miracle doctor."

"I don't need to go to internal medicine anymore, which saves a lot of money."

"Anyway, if there is no voice in the future, I will beat him to death and refuse to admit it."

Ye Chen smiled and said, "Yes, that's all."

"Look at my method, no injections, no medicines, and save money."

"Should it be given to the two of us, each with a pennant?"

The ghost programmer said without hesitation: "That's necessary, it's a trivial matter, I'll make it right away."

After he went out, Hu Lijin said to Ye Chen admiringly:

"You have all of this, and the capable can do anything."

Ye Chen smiled reservedly: "Basic operation."

After a while, another male ghost pushed the door open and entered.

It was still Hu Lijin's number.

"Cough, doctor, I have a cough."

Hu Lijin wondered, "Why did the cough go to the plastic surgery department?"

The male ghost said: "I'm too lazy to go in, anyway, you are all doctors, it's the same for everyone."

"The old Chinese medicine practitioners in our village don't distinguish between departments at all. From infants to gynecology, from trauma to cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, there is no one who can't do it."

Hu Lijin patiently explained: "That's Chinese medicine, we are Western medicine, it's different."

The male ghost said nonsense: "I don't care, I don't want to leave anyway, if you don't give me treatment, I won't leave and block your door."

Hu Lijin was bewildered, and looked at Ye Chen for help.

Ye Chen understood, and asked seriously: "Have you ever coughed before?"

Male ghost patient: "No, I just caught a cold two days ago and had a sore throat."

"After I got better from the cold, I kept coughing."

Ye Chen immediately had a score in his mind.

This is just the sequelae of a cold, and he can get better without taking medicine.

So I prescribed some medicine for him to relieve cough and clear fire.

The coughing ghost left satisfied.

Hu Lijin said: "If it weren't for you, I wouldn't know what to do."

Ye Chen was looking at his prescription records on the computer.

Suddenly he slapped his thigh: "Damn it, I prescribed a laxative for him."

Hu Lijin asked anxiously: "Then what should we do? What if he comes back to make trouble? Will we be punished by the hospital?"

In horror games, small punishments are usually missing arms and legs.

No wonder Hu Lijin panicked.

Ye Chen said uncertainly: "It shouldn't matter, his cough can be cured without taking medicine."

Only then did Hu Lijin feel relieved.

Then there was another male ghost patient wearing a mask.

It's still Hu Lijin's best choice.

This time not only Ye Chen was discouraged, but Hu Lijin was also very discouraged.

Ye Chen is because there is no business coming.

It was because Hu Lijin thought that the other party had registered the wrong number.

Asked: "What's your problem? Let me remind you, this is the plastic surgery department."

The masked ghost said: "That's right, I'm here for plastic surgery."

Hu Lijin came immediately and asked spiritually.

"What do you need?"

The mask ghost took off the mask.

The two immediately understood his purpose of coming here.

He looks very ugly, miserable kind.

Pockmarks and moles all over the face.

Protruding buck teeth, thick lips.

Also very dark.

Even Fan Datong, who Ye Chen considers to be the representative of the lower limit of human beauty, is better looking than him.

The masked ghost said painfully: "Doctor, I'm in my thirties, and I haven't tasted the taste of a female ghost yet."

"It's because of a natural ugly face."

"So I thought plastic surgery would allow me to find a girlfriend."

Hu Lijin resisted the discomfort and reluctantly asked:

"How far do you want to go? What kind of woman do you want to be attracted to?"

The mask ghost said: "I have saved 20 ghost coins over the years, just for the plastic surgery."

"My requirements are not high, as long as it is alive."

Hu Lijin squeezed her forehead and said in embarrassment: "You are a bit demanding!"

Mask ghost "..."

The masked ghost felt that he had been insulted, but also saw that the other party was a human being.

Immediately, the anger was burning, and the evil came to the gallbladder.

The whole body is surrounded by ghosts.

Open your mouth wide.

"Then I'll try it out with you, don't rebel against my little sister, or I'll eat you up."

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Hu Lijin is also at the beginning of the dangerous level.

Although she once boasted in front of Ye Chen.

But at this time there is still some fear.

Because judging from the concentration of the other party's ghost energy, the other party turned out to be at the terror level.

She subconsciously hid behind Ye Chen, instinctively looking for support.

Ye Chen stood in front, calm and composed.

He summoned the mace.

A stick hit the mask ghost on the head.