DipNovel Chapter 276 An illusion that even a sharp eye cannot see through
Chapter 276 An illusion that even a sharp eye cannot see through
To relieve boredom, naturally we start with chatting.
What are you talking about with Sun Dasheng?
Talk about ideals?
Talking about career?
Talk about Journey to the West?
No, no, no, if you want to talk, let’s talk about the story Sun Dasheng and the Seven Fairies had to tell in the Peach Garden during the Peach Festival.
However, it would obviously be abrupt to get straight to the point.
Jiang Tian likes to warm up everything, so he plans to take his time.
"Jiang has nothing important to do here. He just wants to chat with the great sage to relieve his boredom."
As he spoke, he waved his hand, and an Eight Immortals table and a chair appeared in front of the two of them.
Then, eight bottles of Feitian Moutai, two plates of melon seeds, some cold dishes, etc. also appeared on the Eight Immortals table.
Chatting, how can we not have these things?
I casually opened a bottle of Moutai, a certain team member's favorite drink when having a party, and poured two small glasses.
"Come! Great Sage! Let's go one by one!"
"Brother Jiang is very particular! Come on!"
Seeing Jiang Tian conjuring up a table full of food and drinks, he couldn't be more happy.
While I was happy, I also felt relieved.
For three hundred and eighty years, none of those sworn brothers came to see him!
Before making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, they called themselves brothers and sisters, and they had wine and meat together every day.
At that time, he thought these were real brothers, but now he realized it after the accident.
What true brothers! They're just fair-weather friends!
When he was brilliant, he was the one before him and his brother was behind him; when he was down, no one cared about him.
His mentality has long since changed, and he is no longer as naive as before.
But even so, he was still moved by the scene before him.
This Jiang Tian not only risked his life to visit him, but also brought him some chickens and the divine water to help him break through.
Now there is such a table of wine and food to accompany myself to relieve my boredom.
With all these things, how could he not be moved?
This man whom he had just met had already gained his favor and trust.
Then the two of them exchanged cups and drank wine.
If the eight bottles of Maotai are gone, get another eight bottles!
The small wine glass had been thrown away long ago.
They all held a bottle of Moutai in their hands and drank it with their heads raised!
The two had a very interesting chat.
Sun Dasheng was almost all talking and Jiang Tian was listening.
He talked about the blessed land of Huaguo Mountain, and also talked about apprenticeship and learning skills, and finally he talked about causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
However, when he talked about apprenticeship and learning skills, his expression was full of memories and nostalgia.
He did not say from whom he was a disciple or from whom he learned the art.
Jiang Tian didn't ask.
The reason for this is obvious.
When he talked about causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, he once again exuded an unruly aura.
Jiang Tian seemed to see the Monkey King who was not afraid of gods, gods, or heaven and earth!
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"Brother Monkey, did you just say that you used the Immobilization Technique to immobilize all the seven fairies?"
"How can this be false? I, Old Sun, have certainly settled down!"
"Did nothing?"
"How could it be possible that they didn't do it? If they didn't do it, I'm not sure what they did."
"Really did it?"
"Naturally!"
"Then what did you do?"
"Steal peaches, otherwise what else could you do?"
Jiang Tian:......
Come on, this monkey brother is not enlightened!
What should I do?
After drinking more than ten bottles of Maotai, they all began to call each other brothers. Can Jiang Tian just watch Brother Monkey be so pure?
He is ashamed to be with a pure person!
nourish!
Jiang Tian plans to cultivate Brother Monkey’s temperament!
By the way, the task was completed!
Just do it!
He directly picked up the Wanjie work machine with an invincible signal, and after unlocking the thirty-three layers of password locks, he finally found what he wanted.
Well, 100T of learning materials.
It's not hard to find a plot similar to Seven Fairies.
Soon, Jiang Tian found a 1V7 slow-burning fan video from one hundred and eight categories.
"Brother Monkey, come on! Put on headphones for a better experience!"
Jiang Tian took out the same headphones from Keli that he bought from scalpers last time from his pocket and put them on for Brother Monkey.
Then turn up the volume to the maximum!
Then he found a mobile phone holder and placed the mobile phone horizontally on it.
Well, Dolby Video is on, 4K quality is on.
Sun Dasheng didn't know why, but out of trust, he let Jiang Tian be at his mercy.
This film is in classical Chinese, and for Sun Dasheng, there is no viewing barrier.
As for where Jiang Tian got it, we have to start with Ergou, the intelligent assistant of Wanjie Work Machine.
But now is obviously not the time to talk about this.
After arranging everything, Jiang Tian also picked up the melon seeds and started chewing them.
Soon, the plot begins.
I don’t know who shot it, but the plot actually starts when Brother Monkey sneaks into the Peach Garden!
The rhythm is exactly the same as before.
But after the body-fixing operation was performed, everything changed beyond recognition and was out of control!
"This man looks so much like me, Mr. Sun!"
“Fun and interesting!”
"Huh? What are you doing? Not stealing peaches, but going to undress?"
"Is there a big flat peach inside that robe?"
"How brave! There are really two big peaches hidden in it!"
"I'm just telling you why I looked so bulging at first! It turns out this is it!"
"These Seven Fairies are really abominable! When I see you in the future, I will definitely take it out for her! Go to the Queen Mother and expose it!"
"Eh? What kind of flat peach is this? How come you can grab it but it won't fall out?"
"That's weird, I'm not greedy either. Why do I keep swallowing my saliva?"
"What are the clothes underneath this untie made of?"
"What a monster! How dare you cast an illusion in front of my grandson!"
"Hey! Look at my old grandson's piercing eyes!"
Sun Dasheng looked at it and suddenly looked at the phone with his fiery eyes!
"Huh? What kind of illusion is this? Even my grandson's piercing eyes can't see through it?"
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